TEACHER—"Now, Willie, where did you get that chewing gum? I want the truth."
WILLIE—"You don't want the truth, teacher, an' I'd ruther not tell a lie."
TEACHER—"How dare you say I don't want the truth! Tell me at once where you got that chewing-gum."
WILLIE—"Under your desk.
WILLIE—"You don't want the truth, teacher, an' I'd ruther not tell a lie."
TEACHER—"How dare you say I don't want the truth! Tell me at once where you got that chewing-gum."
WILLIE—"Under your desk.
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