In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet.
And the world went into RECESSION.
And the world went into RECESSION.
3 Hard Facts:
U can control ur breath but not death. U can control ur life but not wife & u can control ur emotions but not loose motions.
U can control ur breath but not death. U can control ur life but not wife & u can control ur emotions but not loose motions.
A couple planned to commit suicide together. But once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive.
Diplomacy of Girls
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They hate it when you ask their age?
but they would kill you if you forget their birthday
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They hate it when you ask their age?
but they would kill you if you forget their birthday
New Economic Analysis Its better to have a Long distance Relationship Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates
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Good Sleep Boosts College Performance.
A good sleep is found to help college students retain and develop new information to solve problems during classroom exams, finds study
Good Sleep Boosts College Performance.
A good sleep is found to help college students retain and develop new information to solve problems during classroom exams, finds study
Men who have peireced ears are better prepared for marriage . They have experienced pain and bought jwellry
More funny sms
My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way |
My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe “go to hell” |
Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face |
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!! |
When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say ..”damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness .. But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!! |
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me |
what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail |
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! |
Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo |
Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don’t have! |
