condom

Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain. The second lady looks at that and says, “That’s such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?” “It’s a condom,” The first lady replies. “Well, where can you buy those?” the second lady asks.”Um… Most people buy them at pharmacies.” the first lady replies. So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter. “Do you guys sell those condom things?” she asks the pharmacist. “Why yes we do,” the pharmacist says a little confused, “Do you know what size you need?”So the lady says, “Well it’s got to fit a Camel.