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Under your desk

TEACHER—"Now, Willie, where did you get that chewing gum? I want the truth."

WILLIE—"You don't want the truth, teacher, an' I'd ruther not tell a lie."

TEACHER—"How dare you say I don't want the truth! Tell me at once where you got that chewing-gum."

WILLIE—"Under your desk.

Chemical formula of water

Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!

Biggest fool

Father's friend: It is too late, you should sleep here at my short baby's room.
Boy thought that baby will disturb him at night so he replied: OK, but i will sleep at another room.
At morning he saw a beautiful girl next to her on breakfast table.
She said: i am baby and who are you?
Boy: I am the biggest fool!

compromise

Man: How did you compromise with your wife?
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: and what she said?
Husband: i was down under the bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...

He was not David

One day one man was reading a newspaper sitting on balcony of his house. Suddenly he heard a voice saying David your daughter eloped with  a begger.  He get very angry and jump from his balcony. While falling he remember that he dad no daughter , then he remember that he is single then when he was about to hit the ground he remember that his name was not David.

fly in the tea

One day a man order a tea in the tea shop. When he was about to drink the tea he saw a fly in the tea. He become angry and scold the waiter that there was a fly in the tea. The waiter answered were you then expecting a goat in the tea of just 50 cent.